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Easter Bunny Island

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Look! No hands!"

Pina Coladas

Here be dragons.

Desert Island BBQ

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Walt Disney on ice."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Hugh fans!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Time Machine Collision

The star hunters

'I blame global warming!'

Astral Projection

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Scuba cow"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.