Desert Island Fantasist Gifts

'It's our council tax bill!'

Good enough to eat.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Best friends without borders.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Bagpipes