Desert Island Fantasist T-Shirts

'It's our council tax bill!'

Good enough to eat.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Best friends without borders.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Drawing on an island.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'