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"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."

'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'

'Hi. Would you guys be interested in a Starbux franchise?'

"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."

"I'm unfriending you."

Robert's Rules of Order, wash up on shore. He says, 'What luck!'

Poison Ivy sign posted on a small desert island.

Counsellor for man on desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Thanks, old man, I'll take it from here.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

I am saved!

The job will be done by Friday.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Your starting time is eight o'clock sharp, Ms. Larue. I can't have you strolling in here whenever you damned well please.'

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

'Meatless Friday.'

Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .

'On the plus side, this isn't the Somerset Levels.'

'Hello! Have you ever been incorrectly sold PPI?'

"It's an IRS 1040 form."

'I was going to wake you up, but then I remembered you saying that bottled water is a stupid idea.'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'I don't care what Tom Hanks would do!'

'Driftwood! This will make a great chapter in my autobiography.'

SOB

'Well we learned one thing today, Harris screams like a girl.'

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"

External Revenue Service

'I wish I had eight carefully selected musical discs with me right now.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'I don't give a damn about conservation. I want a new leg !'

"Most of the time when you think you're hungry, you're really just thirsty."