Desert Island Imaginer Gifts

Coconuts for sale

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I blame global warming!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.