Desert Island Admirer Gifts

"The good news is that we found you, sir. The bad news is the stock shot up 43 points upon rumors of your demise."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I blame global warming!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Drawing on an island.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Ship in a Bottle

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Desert Island Books

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Bed of Nails on Holiday