Desert Golf Admirer Gifts

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I blame global warming!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Zeus's Caddy

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Putting Practice.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'