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'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I blame global warming!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Snooker Golf.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

I think you're ace

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Putting Practice.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Zeus's Caddy

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'