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"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Cactus seats.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Sand danger

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Desert Dermatologist

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

God in the bunker.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.