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'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Children playing games

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Windmill

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Automatic swing machine

"You know damn well what noise!"

Childhood

'I need a jump!'

Swinging on the Chandelier

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Bottle tossing

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Skipping girl.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

Drive safely.

Miniature Golf.

Ball Pit Island

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf