Golf Trip Explorer Prints

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Automatic swing machine

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

Windmill

"You know damn well what noise!"

Swinging on the Chandelier

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Bottle tossing

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Skipping girl.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Drive safely.

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

Miniature Golf.

Ball Pit Island

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf