Golfing Cart Explorer T-Shirts

Missing Ball.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Zeus's Caddy

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"You know damn well what noise!"

Windmill

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Automatic swing machine

Swinging on the Chandelier

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Bottle tossing

'You're away, Doc!'

Skipping girl.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

Golf cart in the hospital.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Ball Pit Island

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.