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Pro golf shop.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Zeus's Caddy

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'You're away, Doc!'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Golf cart in the hospital.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

'Are you sure it's ours?'

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

Golf Ball Meatball

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."