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Golf cart in the hospital.

'Would you like a cart?'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Zeus's Caddy

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Roads with a view.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Cars at the drive in.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."