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Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

(Camel paintings)

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I blame global warming!'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Saved...life is good!

Public footpath on a desert island.

Just a little seasoning...

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Desert Dermatologist

Sand danger