Desert Island Explorer T-Shirts

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

(Camel paintings)

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

Saved...life is good!

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Desert Dermatologist

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."