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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

Lady on Desert Island updating her Facebook status.

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

'I blame global warming!'

It's a joke about a man on a desert island who ends up talking to a tree...

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

Divorce papers delivery.

"Over there - an island!"

"Are they locally grown?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Drawing on an island.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

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