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Drawing on an island.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Beware of dog"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

"Over there - an island!"

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

"Dang it!"

Deflating Island

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

Footprints on Island.

"There's no privacy anymore."

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'