Deserted Isle Fanatic T-Shirts

'Give it up, Fred -- we don't have any offshore oil.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

Desert Island Books

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

Deflating Island

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

Footprints on Island.

A Great Idea.

"There's no privacy anymore."

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

"Told you the tree needed trimming."