Deserted Isle Fanatic Pillows

'Give it up, Fred -- we don't have any offshore oil.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

~ S.O.S.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Desert Island Books

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"Over there - an island!"

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

'What luck!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'Mom!'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

Deflating Island

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

"There's no privacy anymore."

A Great Idea.

Footprints on Island.

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."