Stranded Island Fan Pillows

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

~ S.O.S.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

Wi-fi detected on desert island

I am saved!

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

Desert island 'Help' cards

'Ken was astonished to see Mr Rourke and Tattoo in Accounts Payable.'

Dessert Island Milkshake.

"Lucky for you I can't swim."

"Knowing our luck, we'll get rescued before the World Cup's over!"

'In time you will learn that somehow my parents are responsible for this.'

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

"Dang. If I'd known help was coming I wouldn't have eaten Ted."

Vampire Desert Island

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid William Shatner....'

Man eating himself on desert island

"Sorry. Not my table."

Deserted island with a 'No Smoking' sign on it

'Give it up, Fred -- we don't have any offshore oil.'

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

"Well, at least we're marooned in a muzak-free environment."

'We've taken a vote. Since you're a doctor, we don't see why not.'