Stranded Island Fan Pillows

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"I didn't think we'd be LITERALLY offshored."

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Wi-fi detected on desert island

"Wait, how long have you had that?"

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

I am saved!

Desert island 'Help' cards

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

"Lucky for you I can't swim."

Dessert Island Milkshake.

'Ken was astonished to see Mr Rourke and Tattoo in Accounts Payable.'

'In time you will learn that somehow my parents are responsible for this.'

Vampire Desert Island

"Dang. If I'd known help was coming I wouldn't have eaten Ted."

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

'Give it up, Fred -- we don't have any offshore oil.'

Man eating himself on desert island

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid William Shatner....'

Deserted island with a 'No Smoking' sign on it

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

"Sorry. Not my table."

"Well, at least we're marooned in a muzak-free environment."

'We've taken a vote. Since you're a doctor, we don't see why not.'

Palm tree made of books.