Stranded Survivor Fan Pillows

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."