Island Survivor Fanatic Pillows

'In time you will learn that somehow my parents are responsible for this.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Tsunami Evac Route

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Need tickets.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'What luck!'

"Now you can send it."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

No Loitering

Welcome centre

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."