Island Survival Fans Pillows

"Come on Sid, you're carrying a donor card, how about something for the pot?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'He needs professional HELP!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Need tickets.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'What luck!'

"Now you can send it."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

No Loitering