Island Survival Fans Prints

"Come on Sid, you're carrying a donor card, how about something for the pot?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Tsunami Evac Route

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'What luck!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"Now you can send it."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

No Loitering