Island Survivor Enthusiast Prints

Suddenly, cannibalism became the best option.

"The food situation is good, but I'm afraid we've run out of magnets."

'I'm afraid no one will ever find us.' - 'Don't worry. I took £10,000,000 credit in Bank. They will find me.'

"I think we should conserve our batteries and start talking instead of texting."

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

A politician's dream come true...

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

Emergency Pants

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Tsunami Evac Route

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"