Island Escape Fans Prints

Desert island 'Help' cards

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Security!

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Stop Smoking Program.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Shipwrecked.

Desert Island Business

Pirates

Pension Forecasts

A Real Working Vacation.

Desert Island Drone...

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

"What luck!"

'Did Fred Perry win at Wimbledon?'

"Could you keep it down please!"

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"I'll be out of circulation for awhile."

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"Is there something you're not telling me?"

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.