Island Escape Fans Gifts

Desert island 'Help' cards

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Security!

Shipwrecked.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Stop Smoking Program.

Desert Island Business

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Pension Forecasts

Pirates

A Real Working Vacation.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

Desert Island Drone...

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'Did Fred Perry win at Wimbledon?'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!

"Could you keep it down please!"

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"What luck!"

"I'll be out of circulation for awhile."

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"Is there something you're not telling me?"