Island Survivor Fanatic Gifts

'In time you will learn that somehow my parents are responsible for this.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Need tickets.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'What luck!'

"Now you can send it."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

No Loitering

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

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