Island Survivor Wannabe Gifts

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

'Thank-you God.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Now you can send it."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Emergency Pants

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Tsunami Evac Route

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"