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"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

'Thank-you God.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Now you can send it."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Saved...life is good!

Cometh the Cow!

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Phew, that was close."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Emergency Pants

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Tsunami Evac Route

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'