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"Oil! We're rich!"

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."

"How's the diet coming, Mr. Sims?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Any previous experience, Mr. Crusoe?"

"Then it's settled. The intern swims for help."

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"Phew, that was close."

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Island of Lost Guys.

Cometh the Cow!

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Vacation Mobile

A politician's dream come true...

Desert Island Dating.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Tsunami Evac Route

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'