Island Survival Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Oil! We're rich!"

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."

Sure, throw a message out there, but don't expect anyone to notice.

"How's the diet coming, Mr. Sims?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Any previous experience, Mr. Crusoe?"

"Then it's settled. The intern swims for help."

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Phew, that was close."

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

Easter Candy Island.

The Desert Island Package

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Emergency Pants

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Vacation Mobile

Desert Island Dating.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

A politician's dream come true...

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Tsunami Evac Route