Island Survivor Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Shark attacks man on desert island.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Island of Lost Guys.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

The Desert Island Package

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

A politician's dream come true...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Emergency Pants

Tsunami Evac Route

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."