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'I need to see your latest energy bill. You may be eligible for a discount.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Emergency Pants

Tsunami Evac Route

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.