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Stranded Man

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Desert Island BBQ

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Desert Island Mishap

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Desert Island Fantasies

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

This man is an island.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

A politician's dream come true...

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Desert Island Dating.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"At last - no Trump."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Drawing on an island.