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"Finally, someone to gossip about."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

A politician's dream come true...

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"This better work out."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

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"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"They liked my screenplay!"

"Your Hawaii piece better be astounding."

Footprints on Island.