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"Sorry. Not my table."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

A man with a rake on a desert island

Drawing on an island.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Nor'easter Island.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"This better be high tide."

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"This better work out."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

Someday we'll look back at this and laugh.

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"They liked my screenplay!"

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Where we get coconut milk.

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Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."