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"This better be high tide."

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"Ye God's... That was close."

Directions.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."

Captain's Log

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

'Is it just me, or did sunsets used to be a lot more beautiful?'

"One dead whale washes ashore and you know it's probably just your average, everyday killer whale..."

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"Too dressy?"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

Hungry man arriving at desert island sees empty shopping cart.

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

Directory: You are here - make the most of it!

'I told you the ship was not sinking! Look at us now, we're marooned!'