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"Pizza again?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Viking Loch Ness

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"International trade"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Romance on the Yacht

Revenge had come.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'