Adventurer At Sea T-Shirts

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Lazy Octopus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish