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Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"This better be high tide."

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'Is it just me, or did sunsets used to be a lot more beautiful?'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

Hungry man arriving at desert island sees empty shopping cart.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

You are Nowhere.

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

This Way/That Way

You are here.

'Typical!'

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

G.P.S.: You Are Here.

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

"Pizza again?"

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"