Lost In The Desert T-Shirts

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Tourist

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Lost

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."