Lost In The Desert T-Shirts

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Tourist

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Lost

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.