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"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I brought cocoa."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"