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"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

Billy. The Kid.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"El muy mal perro"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Bureau of Missing Persons

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Indian selfie

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

Directions.

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"Damn it Zeke, pay attention. I said go round up a posse!"