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A walk in the long grass. . .

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"El muy mal perro"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Bureau of Missing Persons

Pioneers of the ancient west

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Indian selfie

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

Directions.

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."