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As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Napoleon marches off alone

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Desert Island Raking

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Secrets of Adulthood.

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'