Lost In The Woods Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

Billy. The Kid.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Bureau of Missing Persons

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Directions.

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Indian selfie

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"Damn it Zeke, pay attention. I said go round up a posse!"

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."