Lost And Found Enthusiast Pillows

There would be no search party. No rescue. No one even knew he was lost. He blamed the media.

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'A pair of contact lenses?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Grandma's caf

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

1930's Lady.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

I love you.

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