Lost And Found Connoisseur Pillows

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

La Dame aux Camelias

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Directions.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'