Connoisseur Of The Obscure Pillows

'His habitues tended to be cobbers in mutches.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

La Dame aux Camelias

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Blue wine

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Chiantis In Translation

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

'Wow, this vintage belongs in a better bar.'

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'