Lost And Found Connoisseur Mugs

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

La Dame aux Camelias

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Pizza and Related Searches.

Directions.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!